A story for children of all ages, by Hans Christian Andersen
Hans Christian Andersen, 1805-1875 |
Once upon a time, the days of the week wanted to cut loose,
get together, and have a party. Every day was so busy that throughout the year
they never had any free time left over; they needed a whole day. And then they realized they had one every four
years: Leap Day, which is added to February every leap year to keep order in the
calendar.
So they decided to get together on February 29 for the party,
and since February is also the month of Mardi Gras and Carnival, they decided
to show up in carnival costumes of their own choice and inclination. They would
eat well, drink well, make speeches, and tell each other the good and the bad
in open friendship. In the old days, the Vikings tossed gnawed bones at each
others’ heads during a banquet; the days of the week, on the other hand, would pelt
each other with puns and sharp satire, all in the innocent spirit of carnival
fun.
Leap day came, and so did the days of the week.
Sunday, the chairman
of the days, showed up in black silk. Pious people might think that he was
dressed as a minister going to church, but the worldly saw that he was dressed
in festive garb to go out on the town, and that the red carnation he had in his
button hole was a symbol of the little red light that they turn on at the
theater ticket box to indicate that a performance has no empty seats: “All sold
out! Now be sure to have a good time, everyone!”
Monday, a young
person and a relative of Sunday, and very fun-loving, followed behind. He left
work, he said, at the changing of the guard. “I must go out to hear the music
of Offenbach,” he said. “It doesn’t go to my head or to my heart; it tickles my
leg muscles, and then I must dance, have some drinks, get a black eye, sleep it
off, and then go back to work the next day. I am the youngster in the week.”
Tuesday is the
day of the bull, the day of strength. “Yes, that’s me,” said Tuesday. “I do my
work with a firm hand. I put Mercury’s wings on the shopkeepers’ boots, see
that the factory wheels are well-oiled and turning, make sure that the tailor
is sitting at his bench and the street repairmen are repairing the streets.
Everyone does his job! I oversee everything, and that is why I am dressed in a
police uniform and call myself Polituesday. If that is a bad pun, you try to
find one that is better!”
“Now it’s my turn,” said
Wednesday. “I stand in the middle of
the week. The Germans call me Herr Mittwoch (Mr. Midweek). I stand as the floorwalker in the shop, like
a flower in between the other honorable days of the week. When we all march
together I have three days in front of me and three days behind me; it’s like
an honor guard. I just have to believe that I am the most esteemed day in the
week.”
Thursday came
dressed as a copper smith with a hammer and copper kettle, the symbols of his
noble descent. “I am of the highest birth. Pagan and divine. In the northern European countries I am named
for Thor, and in the southern countries for Jupiter. They both knew how to
thunder and lighten, and this remains in the family!” Then he banged on his
copper kettle to show his great nobility.
Friday was
dressed as a young girl and called herself Freya, and also sometimes Venus (it
depends on which language was used in whatever country she happened to be in).
She was usually quiet and mild, she said, but today she was smart and lively.
After all it was leap day, and that frees women. So she can dare, according to
the old custom, to take the initiative to propose and not wait to be proposed
to.
Saturday turned
up as an old housekeeper with broom and cleaning supplies. Her favorite dish
was beer and bread porridge, but she didn’t insist, at this festive occasion,
that it be set on the table for everyone, just for her. And she got it.
Then the days of the week took their places at the table.
Now all seven have been presented for a family tableau. We
give them here simply as a jest in February, the only month that has an extra
day.
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Hans Christian Andersen (1805-1875) was a prolific Danish author in
many genres, but is known today mostly for his tales told to children. This is
one of the lesser-known of the 212 eventyrer. “Ugedagene” was published
in 1872; the first mentions of the story in Andersen’s diary are in March of
1868, a leap year. Translated from the Danish by Susanne Bjørner with reference
to an English translation by Jean Hersholt (1886-1956).
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